
1. The Internet was created as a college project by Al Gore, and it's initial construction took 6 months, used 350ft of timber, and approximately 1000 nails.
2. Fishermen experimented with the Internet for deep sea fishing, but found they could not filter out dolphins as easily, so returned to regular nets. Norton is working on Dolphin safe Internets, but it is feared the cost may be too much.
3. The Internet is one of the most popular games on the PC format, selling over 12,000 copies on it's first day of release. It was first completed 14 months after release by a Korean programmer. He described the end boss as challenging, but slightly predictable.
4. The Internet has no snakes on it anywhere. A legend describes St Patrick driving snakes out of the internet, but glaciation and the lack of landbridges are the more accepted theories in the scientific community.
5. Star Wars was originally set on the Internet, but the lack of Ewoks moved production to a small moon, where filming took place.
6. The Internet is approximately 7 miles wide, and 4 miles high. To walk across the Internet, you'd need sturdy boots, and a sensible jumper, as some parts are in Russia.
7. Voting has been banned for the Internet, so it can not take part in any local, national or international elections, but it is allowed to pass on the votes for others.
8. The Internet picked up a speeding fine in California in 1996, which remains unpaid to this day.
9. It has only had 2 safety recalls, one in 1993 for faulty electrical wiring, and one in 2004, when it was discovered that under certain conditions, it may catch fire.
10. In 2002, The Internet sparked controversy by changing its listed Interests to "Hookers and blow", but quickly retracted that statement, claiming the comment was taken out of context.
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