It ain't like dustin' crops, kid!

You know the scene, or maybe just remember the scene from last summer, but the sky will be an amazing azure blue, Little fluffy clouds dotted about with smug grins as everyone likes them, and they have their own theme song, and a couple of trails from high flying jets.
I don't know about you, but i always look up an imagine who is on that plane, and where they are going. There will be over 100 people sitting up there, looking out the window at the suckers down below, whilst deciding what kingdom to classify the various food products in the in-flight meal under.
You can see the roads in the sky, the trails running parallel for miles, then turning off to hit other skyways. Life is good for those up there.

Not everyone thinks the same though. "Field of Dreams" had a tagline, "build it, and they will come". Back in the real world, the tagline is "do it, and they will think it's a conspiracy"
There is growing concern from the edges of humanity that the trails aren't just condensation from the jet exhausts, they are chemical sprays put down over cities for mind control.
Obviously mind control doesn't work on these enlightened few, so they will try to help the rest of us break free of our chains with the truth.

9/11 was prime for conspiracies, my favourite being a commercial jet was fitted with missiles un-noticed by hoards of plane-nuts, and it fired a missile into a building it was about to crash into, like a giant missile.
That's like slapping someone round the face before you shoot them, it's far wiser to explain a flash as lens flare from polished aluminium, than an invisible missile that was unnoticed at a major airport, and unneeded when a plane was about to hit the building. Were they concerned the skyscraper-spec toughened glass might bounce the jet off?

That's pretty easy to point at laugh at, but there are plenty of others to take it's place.

The Chem-trail one is even better though.
The fans of this theory believe these jets are spraying chemicals at altitude to make people ill on the ground. Prince (the one that looks like a Bond henchman) agrees with this theory, noting that fighting and arguing increase in his neighbourhood after a plane flies over.

This has to be some of the weakest theorising i have ever seen, from stating that they are unmarked military/NATO planes, to thinking a vapour spray miles up in the sky will reach the ground in any meaningful quantities.

A telescope, or a pair of binoculars will help identify the plane as civilian jets, a radio scanner or even Internet air traffic control and scheduled flights lists will be able to tell you what the plane is, and where it is going.

Even a quick check on air corridors will show you where the highways in the sky are located, so where does this "black-op" idea come from?

I have a strange feeling that someone will admit to starting it as a joke a few years ago, and be proud of how many people they sucked in.
Until then, we will be presented with youtube videos of the secret network of thousands of jets, and films titled "-you decide..."

Grab you tinfoil hat, head into the basement, get yo' proxy on, and have a wander round youtube before the Government gets to you next!

The End